I'm Grade-A.

My grandma seems to like to imply that I'm fat. The other day she told me that I'm healthy looking because I "wear meat" (that's a literal translation of what she said). I can't seem to take that any other way than it meaning, "You're fat". This morning, she made the hand motions of turning an imaginary piece of steak as she said, "You look tasty, it makes me want to grill and eat you".