Fatty McFatterson

Friend: I highly suggest Tapatio hot sauce
Me: ya i put that on my bread today
Friend: how is it on bread?
Me: good. anything goes with bread. i cant think of a single thing that doesnt
Friend: squid?
Me: well i mean, youd have to add something with that
Friend: hmm... ice cream
Me: or some sort of mayo seafood tasty baked goodness... i bet if you deep fried bread and ice cream itll taste fine,top it with cinnamon sugar. tasty
Friend: I haven't had fried ice cream in a while.. and we have a deep fryer..
Me: wow... woooow
Friend: what, are you surprised we have a deep fat fryer? we're fatsos...
Me: no im not surprised... im just wowing at the possibilities
Friend: just about anything can be deep fried..and I have deep fried it...
Me: ya, i know, i watch it all the time on hsn
Me: i already pretty much know what id wana do... i already know the first thing that id deep fry
Me: pizza rolls. i havent had pizza rolls in literally about years.. had a craving for them since the last day i had them. it would basically be like going to heaven and comin back. for me anyway
Me: id want to use it to deep fry ridiculous items just so i can say ive done it and possibly even eat it. deep fryers rock
Me: id wanna buy a donut, batter it, then deep fry it
Friend: wow..
Friend: it'd be a double fried donut. double
Friend: that would be the ultimate...
Me: thats got to be the fattest thing that's ever come into my sick head